love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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