I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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