NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
false alarm. still invincible.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
is it fun? or sober?
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