Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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