I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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