That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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