you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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