He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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