You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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