2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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