I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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