I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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