Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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