no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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