Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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