Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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