Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
this just has baby written all over it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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