How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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