I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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