Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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