If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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