I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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