The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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