I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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