it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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