No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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