so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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