Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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