I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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