you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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