Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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