So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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