I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Pants are for mortals
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize