i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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