question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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