never play flip cup with pint glasses
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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