You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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