if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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