Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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