I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
ttyl tear gas
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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