got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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