my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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