..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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