I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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