just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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