Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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