i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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