...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We had sex on a dog bed..
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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