playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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