how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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