so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
