To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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