Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Randomize
