The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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