he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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