Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
