bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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